Not an ad, trying to avoid brand names, but I actually used to cook with a guy that stole these from the bar/ restaurant we worked in.
I saw an ad for this monstrosity and immediately flashed back to hanging out in this guy's apartment and him having giant rolls leaned up against the wall in his bathroom. Who wants a wagon wheel of toilet paper at one time?!?
by S_Jeru
25 Comments
Different_Escape4249
How the fuck does that not just fall over
upset_pachyderm
I could see it if you had a large family.
Spottykus
If you dont wipe your ass like a savage they last you over a month too. Borrowed a few from work one time when i was workin longer hours and didnt have time to go shopping.
cascadianpatriot
The Gallaghers, that’s who.
Burt_Macklin_13
Man these were the charmin forever rolls. They were the best at home. A decent roll that would last 3 months 😂😂
halfsweethalfstreet
Those things are rough. It’s like wiping with a newspaper. Home is where the good TP should be.
no_okaymaybe
This was a man that was just frugal before his time. You do what you gotta do, and the rest of us sit in admiration.
Gloomy-Restaurant-42
Why? Did he do a lot of papier-mâché art?
aLamprey
Been there
sinfulfng
Half of the reason for the toilet paper shortage during Covid lockdown was the fact that the companies kept producing this kind of toilet paper but no one was using it, and the whole system had no way to deliver this paper to us. There was never a shortage
JoeFTPgamerIOS
I had these when I was in college. Mistake from supplier and chef let us take rolls. It was horrible, before I ran through the first roll I gave away the other one I had.
Complete_Entry
My roommate did this once. I told him I knew what he did.
Dude had a bad habit of “Skipping his turn”.
Shortly after this incident he started bringing in that napkin style paper campgrounds use so I just stopped leaving my toilet paper in the bathroom, he was welcome to his scratchass paper.
ooooooootreyngers
Guilty as charged
Emotional_Sentence1
Hey man I used to steal those when I worked at a minimum wage retail job. I bought a key from the vendors website and would take them from the convention center bathroom when suit and tie trade shows were happening. I’d try to go on sundays when cleaning crew was getting in for a head start.
DoorLove
When I first moved I definitely stole hella of these. Had no furniture no food no anything these came in clutch. Don’t judge man
AGayFrogParadise
Rhodin265
My kids like the giant cores these have. They’ve made bangles and rather loose bracers from them before.
j-endsville
If I’m broke and I need shit tickets for the crib, I will 100% leave with a half-roll in my bag. It’s a struggle out there.
Existing-Major1005
I also worked with a guy who stole those. He was obviously going through it rough. One day, the owner came over to help him with something and used his washroom.
Owner never said a word but the dude was mortified.
Yours_Sincerely_143
Your cat. The fun would never stop! Or it’s the perfect thing for when you invite the Blue Man Group over for a dinner party.
mynameisnotsparta
I have the stand and buy the Charmin Forever Roll. It’s great.
907puppetGirl
I worked at a bar where we switched to the giant rolls,. The owner bought an extra dispenser for me to install at home cuz he knew where I got ALL my toilet paper from . For Xmas that year he found me a giant roll of two-ply 😂
spytez
Pretty sure everyone I’ve ever known that worked in a restaurant stole TP from work.
Pure-Meat9498
My stepmom does paperwork stuff for the city, and she has been stealing thoses mf for years from office! She likes to say that the city pay her so little that the least they can do is pay for her toilet paper 😭😭
I remember seeing those monstrosities for the first time at her place.. She’s retiring this year so everyone has a bet going on how long until she’ll start complain when she finally has to buy her own tp 🤣
HughMungus77
During the Covid panic I couldn’t find toilet paper in any stores. So I ended up contacting my Sysco sales rep and all I could get where these kinds of giant rolls
25 Comments
How the fuck does that not just fall over
I could see it if you had a large family.
If you dont wipe your ass like a savage they last you over a month too. Borrowed a few from work one time when i was workin longer hours and didnt have time to go shopping.
The Gallaghers, that’s who.
Man these were the charmin forever rolls. They were the best at home. A decent roll that would last 3 months 😂😂
Those things are rough. It’s like wiping with a newspaper. Home is where the good TP should be.
This was a man that was just frugal before his time. You do what you gotta do, and the rest of us sit in admiration.
Why? Did he do a lot of papier-mâché art?
Been there
Half of the reason for the toilet paper shortage during Covid lockdown was the fact that the companies kept producing this kind of toilet paper but no one was using it, and the whole system had no way to deliver this paper to us. There was never a shortage
I had these when I was in college. Mistake from supplier and chef let us take rolls. It was horrible, before I ran through the first roll I gave away the other one I had.
My roommate did this once. I told him I knew what he did.
Dude had a bad habit of “Skipping his turn”.
Shortly after this incident he started bringing in that napkin style paper campgrounds use so I just stopped leaving my toilet paper in the bathroom, he was welcome to his scratchass paper.
Guilty as charged
Hey man I used to steal those when I worked at a minimum wage retail job. I bought a key from the vendors website and would take them from the convention center bathroom when suit and tie trade shows were happening. I’d try to go on sundays when cleaning crew was getting in for a head start.
When I first moved I definitely stole hella of these. Had no furniture no food no anything these came in clutch. Don’t judge man
My kids like the giant cores these have. They’ve made bangles and rather loose bracers from them before.
If I’m broke and I need shit tickets for the crib, I will 100% leave with a half-roll in my bag. It’s a struggle out there.
I also worked with a guy who stole those. He was obviously going through it rough. One day, the owner came over to help him with something and used his washroom.
Owner never said a word but the dude was mortified.
Your cat. The fun would never stop! Or it’s the perfect thing for when you invite the Blue Man Group over for a dinner party.
I have the stand and buy the Charmin Forever Roll. It’s great.
I worked at a bar where we switched to the giant rolls,. The owner bought an extra dispenser for me to install at home cuz he knew where I got ALL my toilet paper from . For Xmas that year he found me a giant roll of two-ply 😂
Pretty sure everyone I’ve ever known that worked in a restaurant stole TP from work.
My stepmom does paperwork stuff for the city, and she has been stealing thoses mf for years from office! She likes to say that the city pay her so little that the least they can do is pay for her toilet paper 😭😭
I remember seeing those monstrosities for the first time at her place.. She’s retiring this year so everyone has a bet going on how long until she’ll start complain when she finally has to buy her own tp 🤣
During the Covid panic I couldn’t find toilet paper in any stores. So I ended up contacting my Sysco sales rep and all I could get where these kinds of giant rolls